If you can't take what's on this page,

I suggest you find a way,

or perhaps lock yourself in a cage.

Rather than criticizing what I have to say,

cause there is no day,

Motivation peaks to it's highest tip.
I won't let this raging feeling slip.
I wanna kiss your tender lips.
I just want a little sip

Kaboom. Kapow
This aint what you call a foul
Hey people! Stop facing your comps! It's making you people dull.

Get out of that pitiful computer room of your's
Open up all of your freaking doors
Let's run along the sandy shores!
The time's come to break all those boring old laws!!!

Scream aloud in your every chord!
We're gonna pull down that darn lifeless lord
Someone buy me a yellow FOCUS! it's brand's called FORD
I'm gonna drive it down the port! Now that's what we call sport!

Where's the mic?!
Where's SHINODA?! actually his name's called MIKE!
bring him in! we're just about to start a fight!
Gimme an ancient pike! I'm gonna show you our might!

The pleasure's all ours
I wanna make this last for hours!
It's like in those movies! I think it was Austin Powers!!

I can be brown, I can be blue
I can be me, I can be you
Lets make it a to-death-duel
The stage is only big enough for 1, it's either ME or YOU

Nah.... on second thought I kinda fancy a swim in a pool
Put your hands high up! hey you too!! even though you might be in the loo XD
If you're gonna be a spoil sport well just... shuuuu XD
We've gonna get this party on! Someone just tell me, where's SCOOBY-DOO?!

SCOOBY SCOOBY DOO! where are you?
I'm searching for you like a crazy desperate fool
Where've you gone? I know you wanna see my 48 carat jewel!

Gimme a complicated rule, I'm sure it'll be simple to do
Send me a clue, maybe it has something to do with the colour blue

Let's watch POOH
I like the red striped TIGER! he jumps like an aussie kangaroo! XD
Well, if you're interested it's on channel 182 XD

Hey! Don't tell anyone I wrote all this or someone might sue~
I have no idea who, but I ain't gonna take the cue
I know you like the view, but let's get back to what's true
Here's the clue, I'm going down with the crew!